Saturday, February 05, 2011

Techniques for increasing brain power

1). Wear designer optical glasses, of course. Even if you don't need glasses.


2). Suck your face in to obtain higher levels of number crunching chemicals in the brain.


3). Bend over backwards. Duh.


4). And, the time-proven --put a monkey on your back. (And, your thinking cap).

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